Alright guys, Huttle up. Email, or text, or print out this list and hand to girlfriend. Break left to avoid helping at all, and fully expect a Super Bowl Super party for under $60.00! Let’s go win the Super Bowl.
Total: $ 58.96
Instructions for Girlfriend
You got into a relationship with a Pats fan, so these are the consequences. All these Super Bowl Parties now have to be thrown. You now have to combine these ingredients to make the Superest Super Bowl Party for your man and his sloppy friends.
We’ve got tomato cheese dip, nacho Cheese Chips and beer.
After the purchase of a 12 Pack of PBR, crack one open, you deserve it. Start with one jar of the cheese sauce, and dice tomato and toss it in. Heat in a small sauce pan on low, stirring frequently. Open chips and put on a large baking sheet in a single layer. Shred cheddar cheese onto chips and bake for 5-7 minutes on 350. Pour cheese sauce into bowl, top with sour cream and enjoy.
Now grab a skillet and heat on medium high. Separate the ground beef into mini burgers, season with Garlic salt and Pepper, and throw those bad boys the skillet, cook to preferred temperature (no pink= Well done, Slight pink center = Medium, Pink, cool center = rare). The genius of premade pulled pork is that it’s delicious and hassle free. Just heat up, and Build on top of the Sliders. Use the Dinner rolls as buns. Watch as 2 pounds of beef is mercifully devoured in mere seconds.
The cake of all cakes
Box cake is easy, and cheap to make, but there are a few tricks to trick said cake out. Follow the instructions on the box, but don’t be afraid to add a little extra vanilla, chocolate chips, even that left over Christmas candy can be tossed in or used for decoration. Use the vanilla frosting to make a red, white and blue cake, and you can even purchase edible metallic paint to add silver details.
The last step
Use the time your boyfriend handed you a shopping list and asked you to throw a Super Bowl party for under $60.00 to leverage a movie date to see the latest chick flick starring impossibly old J.lo and some young hot thing, obviously 25 years her JR. Hey it’s your life though, leverage it for whatever you want. Go, Sister Girl.