Mya Destinee: Squirting for Dummies

Mya Destinee

There is much commotion surrounding female ejaculation, or Squirting. For some it’s the Holy Grail: finding a girl who squirts. For others, it is an embarrassing problem. 

I need you all to know... Squirting is just…mind-blowing. Nothing to be ashamed about. At all. 

Let me give you some back story. 

I was hardcore porn surfing, hardcore as in I was going HARD and of course, I was looking for the hardest of hardcore porn. 

I love it. So what?

Anyway, I stumbled on the one,the only Ms. Sasha Grey getting double penetrated with her legs pulled up to her ears and I thought "OH SHIT, that’s so fuckin' hot!" 

Then... SHE SQUIRTED GOD DAMN EVERYWHERE. And at that moment, I knew. I had try.

Now, some women just squirt. Some women are lucky bastards. The other not so lucky women may have to work at it, and find out what works. Solo, or grab a partner, learning how to squirt is half the fun.

After hours of, uh... research, I have gathered *scientific evidence to  bring you the best ways to turn your vagina into a super soaker.

You need to relax. You need to open your mind to what makes a great sexual experience. You will need to absolutely put a small, flexible dildo in your ass. The fullness of the dildo puts pressure on the back vaginal wall, making you feel tighter.

The trick to it is stimulation of the G-Spot with the dildo in the ass. Lay on your back and pull your legs up to your chest. You obviously have to hold the dildo in your ass with one hand, but use another dildo or vibrator and get to that G-Spot, push against the front wall. Concentrate on that rush, that feeling of amazing goodness, and let it go when you come. Don’t stop yourself from that pleasurable release. The fluid that comes out is not urine. I promise. Science can't really explain it all yet, but it isn't pee.

It may take time. It will take patience for some. After you have mastered the art of squirting solo, this can be done with a partner -- or partners.

You kind of have to be a super pro at sex to get double penetrated and squirt like Sasha Grey. You probably won’t be able to pull it off in your first threesome or orgy or whatever you’re up to. But if that’s your goal, remember that practice makes perfect.

Folks, I really need to stress here that squirting is one of the most pleasurable sexual acts, like, ever. Ever in the world of sex and sexy things. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about, and if you ARE able to squirt easily, embrace that shit. Also, I hate you.

Surprise your sexy nerd tonight with this move. 


What are you waiting for? Go practice!

 XOXO,
 MYA

*I spent hours and hours practicing, porn surfing and getting my future ex wife involved in the process. We came, we squirted, we conquered.

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