RI Craigslist Ad Offers Unique Boyfriend Experience

Are you single AND in need of a place to live, do we have the offer for you...

A Craigslist user in Warren, RI recently placed an advertisement on the classified advertisements website. So if you are single, broke, and desperate and are looking for a "handsome guy with an [sic] somewhat average build" who loves his grandmother, then we have the boyfriend for you! And, not only do you get to call this young East-Bayer your boyfriend, you get to live with him too!

​The price for such an amazing experience -- just $400 per month!

Are you tired of your POS BF? Almost homeless? (Warren)
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Original Post

​Hi there! I'm a 20 yr old bachelor tired of seeing beautiful, hard-working, unappreciated women struggling, on the brink of homelessness because their stupid ass BF can't seem to get a job (and actually keep it). I know your pain!! I really do. I'm offering you a way out for a very low price. I can feed, house and appreciate all you do for less than $400 a month. I'm no fat greasy sleaze bag either. I'm a handsome male with an somewhat average build (I'm being asked if I play sports all the time) with an excellent job at a fortune 500 company working in an administrative field. I'm currently taking care of my beloved grandmother, so I know how to take care of a woman. I'm a student on a brilliant career path to success. I don't have everything I want yet because I moved from out of town recently, but I'm always building and expanding my assets. If you want to contract me shoot me an email. And if you wanna talk, we can meet in person. Thank you and good luck.