Sex, and all the labels and terms that go with it, can get overwhelming really fast.
Girl: Hi, I identify as Non Binary.
Me: What the actual hell does that mean?
Girl: f**k you.
So yea, it gets awkward.
Here are the ABC’s of all things sex, to help makes things a little less -- uncomfortable.
A: Let’s start with basics here. A is for Anal. Anal is when a penis or object is placed in the anus. It’s super fun when done right. Bring lots of lube and have lots of time to go slow. You can read more about it on WBOB,by yours truly, Mya Destinee.
B: Blow Jobs. Like, think about being younger and exploring sexuality, and you hear the word blow job and you’re like, what? Yea. It’s just good old fashioned dick sucking. And it can be really sexual and fun for both people involved. No teeth, ever, and relax, or else you will gag and it will suck to be you.
C: Cunnilingus: I remember talking to a boy and he didn’t know what this word meant and it was awful and awkward. It means eating out a girls vagina. Lesbians do it the best, hands down.
D: Doggie Style: When you get hit from the back. This sex positions allows for your partner to get behind you when you are on all fours and penetrate deeply.
E: Experience. It’s all about the sexual experience. Hot sex happens when two people can’t NOT do it. It comes from atmosphere and enjoyability. These are all key things in amazing sex.
F: F**king. There is a difference between f**king and love making, and both can be defining things in life. The first time you f**k and the first time you make love will feel completely different.
G: Gag Reflex: Pray ya girl don’t have one. It’s the reflex in a person's throat that makes them gag when it’s touched. The best way to avoid this is relaxing. There is also many sprays on the market to help numb the throat. But that’s some professional level stuff.
H: Hand Job: When a person’s penis is touched and massaged in hopes orgasm. Basic 101: Don;t go in dry, my friends.
I: Screw I. What has I ever done for me?!
J: Jackhammer: A sex style where the person who is penetrating moves fast and hard. But beware, not everyone likes this.
K: Kama Sutra. The Kama Sutra is an Ancient Indian Hindu guide to the craziest and most pleasurable sex ever. Buy one on Amazon, right now.
L: Leather. Leather and Lace is a classic combination that equals sexy, and can play a huge part in a lot of fetishes.
M: M.S.M : Men who have sex with other men.
N: Nymphomania. This is a sex disorder where a person cannot stop having or needing sex. People may think this disorder is fun to have, but it can just destroy lives.
O: Orgasm: The ultimate goal in life, right up there with being rich. IOrgasm is the moment you climax ,reach the peak of a sexual experience.
P: Pussy. A common word for a girls vagina.
Q: Queer. Another name for gay person. LGBTQ- Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer.
R: Raw. Going in Raw means you use no condom. Always a bad idea.
S: STDs. The result of going in raw. STDs are diseases like Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and AIDS.
T: Transgender. denoting or relating to a person whose self-identity does not conform unambiguously to conventional notions of male or female gender.
U: Unisex. Designed for both men and women.
V: Vagitarian. It’s a cute name for a lesbian.
W: Wax. Wax can be a lot of fun to spice things up in the bedroom. There are candles on the market that are made specifically for use on the body. If hot wax just isn't for you, use whipped cream instead!
X: XXX Nationally a symbol recognized as sex, porn, or both.
Y: Yes Girl. This is a girl who almost never says no to a sexual conquest. It can be used to describe prostitution as well.
Z: Zoo Daddy. This is a term used for part time daddies on the playground, at zoos or at Disneyland.