The E3 Excitement is Building... in My Pants!

Evan Mckay

It's almost that wonderful time of year again, the Electronic Entertainment Expo. All the nerds, myself included, gather around various devices to see a poor resolution live recording of a really poorly prepared press conference given by a speaker with bad English. The 10-12th of June are days of learning, discussing, and interpreting what tiny scraps the developers give us off their large press junket plates. This year is going to be no different!

Grand Theft Auto V... still exploding in popularity, may have a bomb of a release date for us. Rockstar is not known for its E3 appearances but its publisher, Take-Two interactive, is showing up! The internets of quoted rockstar people as saying "A new version of GTA V will be announced at E3". I am very excited! Hopefully this means GTA V on PC and Xbone and PS4! Even bigger possible news is a new Rockstar game. I hope its a new franchise! I am ready for Rockstar to spread its wings wide and make a new breath-taking franchise.

This next rumor/no longer a rumor is about Fallout. O MAN FALLOUT! I love this franchise and am SO ready for the next chapter in the world of waste. The XBONE line-up allegedly got a leak and it happened to have Fallout-4 in it! Holy Nuka-cola! You all know how much I love Skyrim...and I love Fallout more then Skyrim. Get ready for some exclamation points when/if this bomb is dropped!

This little quickie I think its  a pretty big deal...Media Molecule has announced that will debut a title for Morpheus. Whoa...I would love to see a vr game like. I think this is the kind of developer support that the Morpheus, and by proxy the Oculus, need for gamers by and large to want and buy an expensive VR headset. It is exciting!

The PS4 Morpheus, in all its VR prototype glory.

Man, I wish this rumor was true! Battletoads for WII...LOLZ. That would be amazing! They would make it without the awful scooter level, and it would have great art and amazing witty dialogue! Nah this one I believe relates to that 4Chan incident. When they called Gamestops and tried to reserve this not real game. I wish to hell this was real! 

This year is going to be an epic E3, mostly because its the first one of the new console generation. We will see all the companies unleash the big guns! Stay tuned for this shit! It's gonna be real!

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