Internet Justice: Stingy Car Dealership Hilariously Mocked on Yelp!

The internet can be cruel. The internet can be just. 

Yesterday we posted a video (WATCH) showing employees at F&R Auto Sales in Westport, Mass. berating and mocking a local pizza delivery guy who had mistakenly assumed that the seven extra dollars handed to him for an order was a tip.  An unnamed F&R employee called Palace Pizza to demand that the driver return the change.  Not only did the auto dealer have surveillance footage of the incident -- they published it on their (now deactivated) YouTube page.

The video went viral. The internet fought back. 

Check out the best Yelp! Reviews for F&R Auto Sales below!

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Change We Can Believe In
Adrian A. 
Brighton Park, Chicago, IL

This place stinks.

I went in here to buy a car that was listed at $10,499, and tried to pay with $11,299 worth of dollar bills. THEY WOULDN'T take it! They said that any sane person worth their weight would use a check, or pay with correct change....Can you believe that crap? I was soooo insulted. 

Oh...and this weird lady kept making jerking motions as though she had a penis...It was pretty bizarre.

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Doesn't Gill Get a Lick?
Jeff M. 
Sandwich, IL

This is place is so nasty you would not even steal a car from here in GTA5. However they are they type of people I would so runover with a moped.  One guy looks like Ole Gil from the Simpsons.

They also blow goats, I have pics.

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A Lady of Many Hats
Erick U.
Redlands, CA

The lady in the hat was awesome, but on Thursdays she wears her "butt kicker" hat so I would avoid going then. Saturday she wears her kinky dominatrix hat, probably a good time to go. The managers have very stressful jobs and work hard to make you the best deal possible, this is evidenced by their lack of hair. Please don't stare directly at their heads, I think I offended the one wearing a picnic blanket as a shirt. 

They have a deep passion for Italian food here, during my deal I saw the same poor Pizza man come twice. Geez

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Clark Griswold's Proxy
Rick R.
Fall River, MA

I went in to F&R auto to get a new car in preparation for a cross-country trip with the family.  I distinctly remember ordering the Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon.  When I arrived to pick up my new ride, however, the sports wagon wasn't even there.  The shady salesman tried to sell me on the Metallic Pea Queen Family Truckster, but I wasn't having it.  I demanded that they bring my old car back, but to my surprise, I found out that it had already been crushed to a useless pile of metal.  

Unfortunately, I had no choice but to take the Queen Family Truckster.  Now my wife hates me, she'll probably end up cheating on me.  My son doesn't think I have any balls because I didn't stand up to the salesman.  My daughter will most likely need therapy after being seen riding in this car.  

In short, going to this dealership will ruin your life. If you still want the respect of your family, go somewhere else, anywhere else.

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From the Pizza's Perspective
Pizza P. 
Odessa, TX

Went to this dealership. I was hot warm ready to be eaten until these people opened the box. I saw this fat black guy sweating and slobbering. Sweat started to drip on me and he reached down with his  Cheetos covered fingers and grabbed half of me in one swoop. 

The next was this ugly girl she was reaching down to grab a piece of me i heard her say how much she wanted to kick a guy in the ass. As she lifted me up their was this blad white guy on the phone screaming about 5 bucks i guess he hasnt been selling a lot of cars lately.

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Bait and Switch
Ric A.
Alexandria, VA

Came to buy a car. Left with a foot in my ass.

Very displeased.

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Change? Where We're Going We Don't Need Change!
Pierre C.
Toronto, Canada

Now don't get me wrong, I bought a 1985 Delorean from F and R auto and it worked great. The mechanic told me there was a small problem with the flux capacitor but a little elbow grease quickly solved that issue. After my first trip hitting 89 mph I ended up exactly where I wanted. The mayor of the town, upon seeing that my car was from F&R auto, told me he used to delivered pizza there when he was younger but unfortunatly, the place had to be shut down in 2015 for, and I quote "massive douchebaggery". 

Now I still have 13 days left on my 30 days garantee but I know for sure that place is gonna close down. So avoid that place guys and stay away from my mother!

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