Bullseye! Tight End 'Targets' Himself

By Harry Dunne

Kellen Winslow Jr. surely is a Jack Off All trades.

The Jets' tight end was arrested after a witness reported seeing a "black male in a black Cadillac Escalade pleasuring himself."  He was in a Target parking lot. 

See the East Hanover Township Police Report after the jump...

Winslow is certainly no stranger to poor decisions in parking lots.  In 2005, while recklessly riding his motorcycle in a Community College parking lot, he struck a curb at 35 MPH, hurling himself into the hospital with a torn ACL, and missing the entire 2005 season.  

Winslow, who's father Kellen Winslow, Sr. was a Hall of Fame tight end for the Chargers, never quite got his career back on track. He was relegated to journeyman status, and has played for--and been cut by--four teams since 2008.

Now a member of the Jets (for now), perhaps Kellen Winslow, Jr. has found himself in the right football home, the land of the misfit toys.  He just needs to stay out of the MetLife Stadium parking lot.