Free Super Bowl Trip for one "lucky" Lady

Opportunity may knock, but it is how you answer the door that makes the difference.

Take this clever Ravens fan.  He was the beneficiary of two tickets to the mecca of all sporting events; the Super Bowl.  Most of us would cherish the opportunity to attend the "Big Game," and leave it at that...

However, this young man saw his opening, a chance at glory... and he is taking his shot.

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Hate him for being crass, rude, and presumptuous.  Call it gross and masogonistic.  Heck, call it desperate... but dont see what the fuss is about.  He has something to offer of great negotiable value (Super bowl tickets), and he seeks something of equal or lesser value (HJ/BJ/ZJ).  It is barter at its finest.  There is no fine print, there is no hidden agenda. The deal is right out there on the table.  Take it or leave it!

In case you can't read the image above, here are the highlights:

Good News for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her.  I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.

My requirements are simple:
1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ/etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.

Email me if you are interested. This is not a joke.

- Harry Dunne