By Chad Hoyle
-Jameis Winston probably raped that girl.
-Jacoby Ellsbury didn't deserve that contract.
-AJ Pierzinsky to the Red Sox just increased their douche quotient exponentially
-Austin is a legit city, but they should ban chain restaurants that aren't Texas based.
-The Walking Dead tv show is 150% overrated- read the books.
-Holiday Inns have stepped up their game something fierce.
-Beer hurts the gullet, better stick to dark and stormies
-I read all the books, and the movie Catching Fire was legiiit.
-I've thought about it a lot, and have confirmed that queef is my all time favorite word.
-Freddy Choyle is not me, despite an unfortunate and glaring resemblance to my work email address.
-Puppies > kittens
-Raw Sex (the show) is an obv win.
-I'm hooked on collecting wax- they put MP3s to shame. faves are:
Supertramp- breakfast in America
Van Halen 1
Paul Simon- Graceland
-ESPN needs to retire "Batum goes the dynamite!"
-Imma play the shit out of Terreria- thanks ev!