Apropos of nothing

By Chad Hoyle

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-Jameis Winston probably raped that girl.



-Jacoby Ellsbury didn't deserve that contract.



-AJ Pierzinsky to the Red Sox just increased their douche quotient exponentially



-Austin is a legit city, but they should ban chain restaurants that aren't Texas based.



-The Walking Dead tv show is 150% overrated- read the books.



-Holiday Inns have stepped up their game something fierce.



-Beer hurts the gullet, better stick to dark and stormies



-I read all the books, and the movie Catching Fire was legiiit.

-I've thought about it a lot, and have confirmed that queef is my all time favorite word.



-Freddy Choyle is not me, despite an unfortunate and glaring resemblance to my work email address.



-Puppies > kittens



-Raw Sex (the show) is an obv win.



-I'm hooked on collecting wax- they put MP3s to shame. faves are:

Supertramp- breakfast in America

Van Halen 1

Paul Simon- Graceland



-ESPN needs to retire "Batum goes the dynamite!"



-Imma play the shit out of Terreria- thanks ev!



<drops mic>