Online dating can be really fun--if you like to be forced to listen to Milli Vanilli while being pissed on by R. Kelly. Same kind of thing.
I keep torturing myself for this lovely column, and you the people! Oh, and free drinks! Let’s be real.
Below, you’ll find a slew of garbage you can say to a woman that will ensure you’ll be single forever. Or in my case, act like such a bitch with your witty (sh*tty) comebacks, that you’ll be sure to be spending most weekends alone with your cat. Enjoy.
Dominica Hernandez is still single and living in Warwick, Rhode Island. These stories are a collection of her experiences. If you or someone you know has a question about sex, dating or relationships feel free to e-mail her at DatingDominica@gmail.com. She will NEVER post your real name or information!