Hot... then Not: Celebs Who Lost It

Kelly Doran

There are some women, who no matter how much time goes by, are still smoking hot. I just watched “ Something’s Gotta Give” staring Diane Keaton and Jack Nicolson. Let me tell you, there was a nude scene with Mrs. Keaton, and even at like, 65 years old, she was majestic... and still smoking hot. 

These 5 celebs started out so very hot…then tragedy struck…Now, they are NOT.

#5. Miley Cyrus

Miss Miley has grown up in front of our very eyes. At her best, he was ridiculously attractive. A few years later, she rode the molly train right to looking like deaths door. 

Wrecking ball indeed. 

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#4. Rose McGowan

At one time, Rose McGowan was my dream girl. She dated rock stars and stared in some of my favorite movies (Jawbreaker, anyone?). Right around the time she did the Robert Rodriguez Directed Planet Terror was when I had to stop and say “W…T…F…happened to that girls face? She once was a major hottie…and now she’s a nottie.

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#3. Kim Kardashian 

Kim was, I mean just…on fire at one point. Everywhere I looked, I saw that beautiful derrière on every magazine and T.V show, and I loved it. Try muting the T.V while she speaks and you literally have the perfect woman.  Then she popped out Lil North, and everything went south. She had work done on her face, and she looks like a bag of silicone now. A true waste of beauty. 

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#2. Brittany Spears

It’s Brittany Bitch, for sure. What’s shocking about Brit is that she was so hot for so long, and then all of a sudden she looks like my friends mom from high school that got day drunk regularly and smoked a pack of unfiltered cigarettes a day. Time, Luck, and KFed have all proven to be toxic to Miss Spears. 

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#1. Lindsay Lohan

In maybe the most tragic hot-then-not cases, the original Firecrotch herself has fallen from grace so many times that it’s sad, and her looks have defiantly suffered. Once the ultimate Mean Girl, she’s made a fool out of herself. Her once luscious red locks now have been bleached to ugliness, and her bloated, fat face is a direct result of alcoholism. She looks like a 13 year old boys favorite masturbation sock. Really, do a comparison if you don’t believe me.  If Dina Lohan is any indicator, were looking at years of straight up fugly from Lindsay for years and years to come. 

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