Milfs: Flashy Freddy's Fabulous Friday Five

Freddy Choyle

Sunday is Mother's day, the one day of the year we all stop to admire, thank and most importantly appreciate the one woman in this world who puts up with all our crap. In my own way I am paying homage to those who gave birth to us all. This week in my top five, I present my top Milfs of 2014.

#5 Sofia Vergara - The Modern Family star is as sexy as they come. Long luscious legs, amazing breasts and a sexy Spanish accent. Men of all ages fantasize about Sofia. 

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#4 Heidi Klum - Now in her forties, Klum looks better than ever. This supermodel keeps popping out the kids and yet still looks absolutely amazing. She's been in the dirty thoughts of young men for few decades. 

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#3 Kate Middleton - She's classy. She's classically beautiful and she's princess. Kate Middleton may just be one the most classical gorgeous women of her time. 

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#2 Kourtney Kardashian - I'm sorry but by far Kourtney is not only one of the sexiest women on earth but she's also by far the most attractive Kardashian. She just exudes sex. She has that bitchy spiced up attitude that makes you want to do evil, evil things to her body.

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What exactly is a Milf? 

Well according to Urban Dictionary,
Milf - milf"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family. 
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

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#1 Beyonce - No woman on any planet is as sexy as Beyonce. From her unbelievable body to her show stopping smile. Beyonce has it all, sex appeal, class and pure beauty. She's not sliced and diced with plastic surgery and continues to age with unbelievable grace. 

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