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Rhode Islander's Craigslist Ad Goes Viral Due to its Brutal Honesty

7/6/2016

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​ A Cranston man's Cragislist ad has gone viral due to his brutal and hilarious honesty. The posting, which offers the 2001 Dodge Viper for a shade under $30K, highlights the devious nature of the super-car. The seller claims to be afraid of the car, its raw power, and seductive nature.

"Look, If you are the type of person that can be talked into having one more drink at midnight when you have a very important presentation or interview early the next morning, then the Viper is not for you. The whole car is constantly whispering sweet lies to you.​"

The post continues... 

"You will sit on the curb and settle your heart after it tries to kill you the first time. You will get back inside and it will immediately get back to the business of trying to get you to let it murder you."

He even describes the shear engine noise as sounding "like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights."

Finally, the seller warns any thrill-seeking daredevils:

"Repeat after me.
You
Don't
Got
This.
But for $30k you can look the devil in the eye and take this ride."

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But he'll still cash your check.

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Check out the hilarious post below
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