I’m a lover of all things Halloween. It’s the night -- the one and only night of the year -- when people can let their freak flag fly as big and bright and loud as they desire. Halloween brings out the villain in everyone, and that is sexy as hell. It brings out the naughty and the bad out of us.
Needless to say, Halloween night can be a booze fueled madhouse of a time, if you follow these rules!
Keep the food (costumes) out of it…
I’m always a fan of whipped cream or strawberries or both in the bedroom and that’s one thing… coming to bed dressed as an over easy egg or a slice of bacon is NOT sexy. Ever. Please don’t embarrass yourself by dressing up as eggs and bacon to be that cute couple.you will not get laid.
But do bring in the candy…
There are better ways to incorporate candy into the bedroom. I, no joke, have seen a stripper do things with a lollipop that would blow you away. Use your imagination. Pull a Samantha from Sex in the City and cover yourself in candy and let your partner go to town. The sugar rush mixed with a naked you will be intoxicating!
Repeat After Me: No one likes a sloppy drunk
Halloween was created for debauchery, ghoulish fun, annnnnd drinking. Lots and lots of drinking. Next thing you know, you're banging both Mario and Luigi behind a Denny’s, waking up wishing you had used a magic star. It can be a drag to be the sloppy drunk of the group, and your friends would rather not hold your hair back when there is fun to be had.
Take it easy instead…
Have a few drinks, I’m not a fun Nazi, after all. But remain in control of yourself. If you want to have a one night stand, be sharp enough to actually enjoy the person you choose to bang. Not being blackout drunk is a GOOD thing.
Bring the attitude to of your costume to the bedroom…
If you and your partner chose to be Bonnie and Clyde, that can be such a sexy naughty role play session after all the parties and drinking Halloween night can bring. If your tryna be Beyonce and Jay Z , awesome, they are hot and probably have hot sex… be those kind of things.
DON’T have Halloween be the night your partner finds out about your choking fetish…
If you are a crazed killer and you, IDK, want to choke your partner and she or he has no idea, HALLOWEEN is not the night to embody your costume and role play with it. Just don’t. I mean, if you and your partner are already into rough sex, go for the Leatherface killer sex fantasy. GO for it. But don’t spring on your partner that you're psycho, cuz they will be scared and probably won't want to have sex with you, again.
Halloween can be the best night to explore new sex between you and your partner. Just use your right mind and don’t be a scary creep, unless you're into that kind of thang.
Happy Halloween, my sex kittens! Who knows, maybe I’ll See YOU on Halloween!