Top 5 Excuses To Call Out Of Work
I awoke this morning to the wonderful delight of an unseasonably warm sun shinning day. Almost immediately, my decision was made to take the long way to work and soak up as much of this weather as possible. Then, I must admit, I became riddled with guilt, as I scrambled through the mental Rolodex of falsities. The search was on for the perfect excuse to miss work. The diamond in the rough of white lies that is as believable as it as impenetrable.
Here are the best five excuses to get you out of your work day.
Warning - Do Not combine or use any of theses excuses multiple times.
#2 - Personal Emergency Out of Town - This excuses must be executed to perfection or not at all. It essential to the success of this gimmick to use the "out of town" tag. This suggests you have to travel for an above average amount of time occupying most or all of your day. When placing the call to the office, be sure it's to a fellow worker or receptionist. A person who would not immediately question your story. Be very short and try to pitch your voice into a concerned tone. The true genius of this excuse is what happens when you return to work. It will be as if nothing happened, most will be afraid to pry. If any one has the fortitude to ask what happened or why you missed work you can simply reply "it's personal I'd rather not get into it" -- throw in an apology and you are golden.