Under The Covers: A Rose by Any Other Name

Mya Destinee

The vagina is one of the greatest most misunderstood things in this whole entire world. We've come to call it many different, hilarious  and disgusting names. Of course, I've taken the liberty to save you a Google search, and listed the best here!

Let’s begin with the gross....

Looks good enough to eat!

Gross Names

Meat Curtain- literally the grossest thing to call the vagina. I could make a lesbian/vegetarian joke here…
Penis Snuggie- I love Snuggies but hate penis, so this ones out. 
Snatch- It’s just rude. I’ll take the C-word over Snatch. Stay Classy!

Food Names

Cookie- Delicious!
Cupcake- GIVE ME THE CUPCAKE!
Clam- Obvious reasons, The vag and clam hold something valuable!

Umm, What?

No-No- YES-YES!
Money Maker- Ho! 
Va-jay-jay-Thanks Oprah
Cum-Dumpster- If you are female and call your vagina a cum-dumpster, you have zero self esteem and or self respect.

For the Nice Girls

Pink Pearl- A classic!
Honey Pot- The absolute cutest thing to call a vagina.
Flower- Cliche but romantic!

You'll probably catch more than just tetanus

Next time you're doing the dirty, use of of these words to surprise your partner! 

XOXO