There Is Angel Dust Among Us

By Dip Donnelly (@NoahAtTheArk)

It was a hot summer day about a decade ago,  I was sitting on a hill enjoying some music.  I girl ran by me hula hoop spinning around her white waist.  The smell of patchouli wafting through the air, a stoned hippie playing Frisbee, a friend offers me a cigarette.  It was a menthol, “I hate menthol!” My friend says “no, man its dipped”.  Dipped? Ok I smoked it. 

So I smoked PCP.  Who hasn’t? I will tell you who definitely has, Aaron “The   Murder” Hernandez.  I knew we were long lost brothers, but instead of being a murdering thug I own a restaurant and talk sports on the radio. 

That’s right The Rolling Stone Magazine has reported that Aaron Hernandez was using PCP daily and was so paranoid that he was afraid for his life as well as being constantly strapped (toting a gun).

I love it when famous people are a bigger mess than I am. 

I have friends that say “Aw, did you hear about that kid from Glee he died, isn’t that sad?”

No, what’s sad is that this moron is such a loser he died alone in a hotel room, because he doesn’t know how to party.  If I was a drug addict and had lots of money I would make it rain crack cocaine and whores.  I would die in front of a crowd of hookers and friends all geeked out on some crazy drugs. 

I guess what I am saying is... I am just happy that PCP is back!