Denzel Washington's comments on a book he read, prepairing for a movie role, clearified the Atheist rage to me. The book he was reading is "The Sociopath Next Door" Washington stated "The traits of a sociopath: No conscience, no sence of remorse, usually atheist, just want to win,to dominate. After reading this I said to myself "Now I get it, now I understand why atheist act that way". The athiest claim they are humanist, logical free thinkers, then why is their front man Bill Maher so vile,so mean? Why do they get so much pleasure when Jessica the Cranston atheist got her way, inspite of what the majority of people wanted, to have the historic banner removed from the school also causing tax payers 170K. Jessica and her kind are walking around with that cocky smirk on their faces claiming we won. Remember the court system claimed OJ Simpson was not guilty. Why does Jessica find the words Heavenly Father and Amen so offensive . She used the term offensive to descibe those words that in it self shows lack of remorse, lack of conscience. She could not compromise a mutual agreement with the city instead she cost the city 170k, her dominance to win at all cost for all to see an atheist true colors. Now the latest the American Humanist Assoc. raised 41k for her college trust fund. A Christian would donate that money to helping the sick or poor. Instead Atheist donate to advance their own adgenda. I figured it out Atheism is a religion they THINK they are their own gods & Worship their so called Interllect instead. Are You Hearing This. May God Bless America, May God Bless the Defenders of the Faith. -Wild Side Professor Clyde (America's Guard Dog) Long ago in The Land That Time Forgot, in the Swamps of South Florida, there oozed forth a relentless wellspring of talent and thus was formed a great incestuous clan of mighty bands, The Montells ,The Shaggs, New York Square Library, NRBQ, Z-Cars, The Kids, The Front, Charlie Pickett, The Cichlids, Tar & The Nicotines, Slyder, Critical Mass, The Coins and so many others. From a number of the very best, came a passel of cunning stunts to be known as Cats On Holiday. Yes, the ORIGINAL Cats On Holiday. Our musical and cultural influences all conspire to make us the odd and unique ducks that we are... A musical heartbeat that started snaking in stereo from Africa and the UK and wound it's way from North and South, East and West to meet in the mix all Bluesy, Hot, Loud and Sweaty Thunder in the Swamps of SOFLA......Ah,them Cats!...the ORIGINAL one and only Cats On Holiday. Cats On Holiday: It's okay to be late to the party. With the recent passing from this world to the next of singer Ezra Pike / A.K.A. David Anthony Pizzuto, all the tracks available for purchase / download on Cats On Holiday's Myspace page have been released from the bondage of commerce by bassist, long-time compatriot and band-mate Ray Harris. They are now available here, free of charge... see below. Downloading is free, for you enjoyment and edification! If however, you happen to be inclined, you can make a donation to concerned parties, favored charities, etc... details will be forthcoming- stay tuned! Thanks for the music, you crazy Cats... WANT FREE MUSIC??? THEN CLICK READ MORE -----> By Kevin Aherne As I sat in the usual weekend parking-lot that is the Mass Pike, I found myself distracted by the numerous personalized License Plates, otherwise known as Vanity Plates, that I could see in my peripheral. I have seen many of these over the years, but never had I given the concept much thought. Now, equipped with plenty of time, as traffic was not breaking up anytime soon, I was going to embark on this cerebral voyage into the world of the vanity plate. First, my thought was, what kind of plate would I get? Assuming I had the gumption, resources, and/or need, I would have to have an idea first. I am sure the DMV keeps a list of banned phrases, as to deter lewd plate requests. I would also be restricted by the State's character limitations, as well as availability, duplication is not allowed. So would I go with something simple, like my initials and birthday? KA728 How About something more descriptive: KRZYKV Or perhaps even more cryptic: R8YOHST So, after abandoning the quest for my own plate, I started thinking about other peoples'. I thought about the arrogance that goes with the decision to obtain a vanity plate. I am not talking about people who get obscenely arrogant plates like EAR DOC or DADZGRL on a Benz (though those do exist). I am referring to those who get the cryptic messages on their cars, that force us, the traffic-bound, to find the key. Now I am not only stuck in traffic, but I have homework too? I now feel inclined to decipher this riddle before traffic breaks up and the mystery is lost forever. You lure me in with your shiny plate, with a potentially clever message... but you leave me, alone and confused at the first sign of open road. What Plate Should I Get? Sitting in traffic for nearly an hour, I found myself stuck directly behind a mid-sized SUV, from out of state, and of course, with personalized tags. However, this plate was more cryptic than any I had previously seen: SMF H8N It was about 15 minutes between first spotting this gem, and when traffic began to dissipate. In these 15 minutes, I tried not to care, flipping fervently through the radio dial, looking for some other distraction. However, I kept coming back to that damn plate, sitting there, directly in front of me, taunting me, haunting me. Now, as the road begins to open, I see this SUV slipping away. I lead chase, following this SUV until this mystery is solved to my satisfaction. I don't know why I felt compelled to see this through, or why it was necessary for the car to be in view once I finally cracked this god-forsaken code.... But it was. It had been nearly 30 minutes, 10 of which were in hot pursuit, and still, the mystery of SMF H8N remained unsolved... Were they "Smurf Hatin?", or maybe a "Single Menopausal Female Haitian?" I had no idea, and it was driving me CRZ! So, as I continued on, I realized this quest was doomed, a rest-stop was rapidly approaching, and my bladder was waving the white-flag for me. I shifted lanes to exit towards the facilities, and suddenly... I see a blinker! The Smurf Haitian is fueling up?! It has been nearly an hour of quiet contemplation regarding this SUV's plate, and I had to know. So, rather than heading directly to the restroom, much to the dismay of my bladder, I headed to the fuel pumps. As the middle-aged gentleman driving the mystery-van emerged from his vehicle, my compulsion kicked in. I rolled down my window and asked: "Excuse me, I was wondering if you could tell me what your vanity plate is supposed to say?" He responded with a puzzled look: "Vanity Plate?! I don't have a vanity plate." Now that I shared that tidbit, lets take a look at the psychology behind the vanity plate... There are 4 Major Categories of Vanity Plate types: *Ostentatious/Obnoxious: Rubbing their accomplishments in your face *Nice Try Clever: Ahh! I see what you were trying to do here... better luck next time! *Unintentional Humor: Very Clever... for all the Wrong Reasons *Clever use of Props: Any sucker can arrange letters, it takes a master to work with the environment. *Pure Awesome: Enough Said. Ostentatious/ObnoxiousHVNSNT (Heaven Sent) Really Alaska, you were sent from Heaven to ALASKA?!?! God must really love you! 2BG2FAIL (Too Big Too Fail) For the A-hole who has everything... except key marks on his Porsche NVERLA8 (Never Late) Ohhh, what a big man you are! You drive a nice car that goes fast, I am sure the cops love to make sure you are "OFTN L8" L8R BRA (Later Bra) I actually like this one, you know the driver's not worth talking to before actually having to talk to him. RU 18 YET (Are You 18 Yet?) Thank God for Megan's Law! IMAQTI (I Am A Cutie) "OMG! I will text you on my way, hopefully I don't roll my brand-a-new Pink Civic into a ditch and die!" (That makes one of us) Nice Try CleverOP2MSTK (Optimistic) Strange emotion for someone driving an 88 Corolla with 3 missing hubcaps BLUBYU (Blew By You) Wow, very clever. Unfortunately I'll never see this since you "Blew Past Me", oh wait... you didn't VNTYPL8 (Vanity Plate) I actually think this one is clever... not "spend 90 dollars on a vanity plate" clever, but still clever. Unintentional HumorANASLEX (Ana's Lexus) Oh Ana, sweet Ana... you are either naive and love your whip, or your a dyslexic who loves kinky sex. It remains a mystery. ANALIMO (ANA Limo) Oh, poor proprietors of ANA Limo, someone at the ali DMV should have warned you. I am sure you clean-up around the porn-convention. HERBOX (Her Box) I think he knew what he was doing here Clever Use of PropsEATTHE (EAT THE Kids First) Well Done! The bloody children's hand prints make a nice touch! A55 RGY (Ass Orgy) Nice use of the Orange, especially for vulgarity sake. There's a Tommy Point! AGINA (Vagina) Irginia is for Overs! ALC HOL (Alcohol) Occifer, I swear to Drunk I am not God. Pure AwesomeNOT OJ (Not Orenthal James Simpson) White Bronco owners are actually required by law to self-identify OUTATIME (Outatime) Roads? Where we are going, we won't need Roads! Is it insensitive to poke fun at a dead celebrity? Is it in good moral standing to get a good chuckle over a substance abusers death? Naaaaaaaaaa. Here are three cracked up facts about the once powerful diva: # 1 -Just two days before her death, Whitney performed for the last time publicly with Kelly Price as they sang "Jesus Loves Me" # 2 - Whitney died February 11 2012, almost exactly 28 years from the day she released her debut album. # 3 - Upon her death Houston was 48 years old. Sadly, she is survived by her equally-troubled famous cousin Dionne Warwick, who has managed to survive to at least 71. Even Mick Jagger is up to 68. And Betty White... she has nearly outlived Whitney by a factor of two, having recently celebrated her 90th birthday. The moral of the story is in Whitney's own words "Crack is Whack" -Pal Who is St. Valentine? Well depending on who you talk to you may get a different answer. I think the real question on February 14th is, who is Hallmark? I know what you are thinking, here comes a Valentines Day bash blog, on the contrary. There is a time and place in life for the lovey dovey, cutesy smootchie, gag me with a spoon stuff. If the good people of earth have deemed February the 14th a day in which we all pause to show a little appreciation to the one we love, well what's the harm in that? Notable Events on February 14th:1859 Oregon became the 33rd state in the United States 1912 Arizona became the 48th state in the United States. 1920 The League of Women Voters was founded. 1929 Members of Al Capone's gang killed rival gang members in the St. Valentine's Day massacre. 1989 Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa, calling for the death of Salman Rushdie, author of The Satanic Verses. 2001 The Kansas Board of Education reversed its 1999 ruling and restored evolution to the state's science curriculum. 2003 Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was euthanized because of incurable lung cancer. Happy Valentines Day everyone! -Pal |
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