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9 Politicians Who Are Bigger Idiots than Trump

3/27/2017

Tyler Salk

Donald Trump has been our president for HOW long now? As we’re starting to actually see him as our leader instead of a candidate, someone needs to cut Trump some slack. He was roasted on comedy central a while back, but the jokes continue. They’re getting old already. Let’s be honest, there are other people in power.

Here are 9 leaders other than Trump who we should be laughing at...

Gary Johnson

A third party candidate might win the presidency one day, but that someone will not be Gary Johnson. The alternative to Hillary and Trump couldn’t gain enough popularity, and maybe interviews like this, are why. He put up a good fight, and got his name out there. I’d never expect a third party candidate to do much better than him.

But seriously guys, What is Aleppo?

Kwame Kilpatrick

The water is dirty in Michigan, and so are their politicians. Or at least one is. Former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick knew about the Flint water problems ten years before we did. He let the world know about this from prison. He claims to not know why he’s in prison. Later in his rant, he said the current governor should be in jail because he (likely) knew of the water crisis. Sooooooo Kwame knew and shouldn’t be in jail, but the other guy who didn’t admit to knowing should? Kwame might have drank something other than dirty Michigan water.

Probably prison wine.

Kim Jong Un

There are leaders who are chosen, and then there are leaders who if you question their choice, you die. This little fat man is not a nice guy, and his inclusion on this list is not meant to disregard the suffering of North Koreans. From the movie “The Interview," to getting his people to believe he doesn’t even need to use the bathroom, to being BFF with Dennis Rodman, Kim Jong Un NEEDS to be laughed at.

Lincoln Chafee

Chafee used to be a Republican. He used to be an Independent. Now, he’s just getting laughed at. A primary opponent to Hillary and Bernie, Chafee did not gain the support necessary to win the candidacy. In an interview with CNN, the former Rhode Island Governor was put in his place. Look at Wolf Blitzer’s face there. He doesn’t seem too impressed. Neither are we.

Rob Ford

Another international politician makes this list. Some people may say it is wrong to laugh at the former Toronto Mayor since he passed away, however, let’s get real. This man was a disgrace to Canada. A walking meme, Ford admitted to using crack cocaine, but at least he only used it when he was in “one of his drunken stupors.” Just look at the guy. He was so easy to laugh at. His legacy will live on.

Sarah Palin

South Park looks at some things with different angles. In an episode about the Obama vs McCain election, Palin let the world know that “maybe I’ll [she’ll] run for vice-president again in 2009.” Turning around, and then being one of the masterminds behind a genius plot to rob a museum. Because if she’s THIS dumb, she must be faking it.

Is she?

It would explain a lot, but in the meantime, we’ll speak slow to her, because we’ll assume she isn’t all there.

Rod Blagojevich

There is a lot wrong with Illinois. Chicago’s deep dish pizza is nowhere close to as good as NY, there is a high crime rate, and two of their past governors have gone to prison. Blagojevich, who was on the Celebrity Apprentice, is behind bars for corruption charges. When Obama was inaugurated, Rod mulled over his options. The cyclops (I’ve never seen anyone with eyes that are that close together) considered himself for the Senate job instead of his role as governor. I guess that’s better than selling the position to someone. Oh. Wait a minute.

Ted Cruz

Trump didn’t get along with everyone along the campaign trail, and one of them is someone who is impossible to like. Is it what he says? What he stands for? Where he comes from? Or quite simply, is it his face? Science explains why we want to punch Ted Cruz in the face. This article blew up. The way that many people, including myself, found it was by googling “I want to punch Ted Cruz in the face. Look at that face. Bullying someone for being ugly might not be politically correct, but in this case, I think even the most far left of liberals can join us in bashing Ted.

Elizabeth Warren

This is a trigger warning, please run away to your safe spaces. The role model of every leftist college liberal Social Justice Warrior who is anti-racism and anti-Trump provided quite a bit of racism herself. Way back when, Elizabeth Warren was a college student herself, and did not mention being native american. Who cares, right? No one, until she tried using being native American to her advantage. At most Warren’s family roots say she is 1/64th Cherokee. I’m pretty sure we’re more linked to apes than she is to Native Americans. For people who would rather have a diverse leader than a good leader, she is the go-to-girl.

For those of us who don’t care about the importance of - at most - being 1/64th Cherokee... well you get the joke. Warren is the joke.