990WBOB
  • WBOB Radio
  • Crush Cancer
  • Past Casts
  • Weather
  • Contact
  • About
    • WBOB Press Releases
    • Join Our Team!
    • CHARITY GALA

Disinfect Yourself

6/8/2012

Comments

 
Picture
We are all guilty, to some level of severity. Germs, the fear, the anxiety, the fascination. Think back to your childhood were dirt, and filth would often be your best friend. Flash forward to present time and I bet you can't go anywere with out germ protection. Hand sanitizer can be found everywhere! In the car, on your desk, in the halls of your office. Whatever the pending fear of germs we all share boils down to. Be it a zombie apocolypse or rare rash, collectively we've gone a little overboard... except in one key area: Public Restrooms.

The US government passes new laws every day to help protect us from ourselves. My opinion on that is a completly different blog. For this piece's sake lets play along with "Big Brother's Protection Campaign" as I offer a helpful proposal. In an effort to keep up with the germaphobe pandemic I lobby for the "Public Piss Hole Bill". A new highly sophistacaed color coded system intendind to keep urine off your toes.

Think of all the watering holes you may visit through out this summer or even this week. Although certainly you do not frequent these establishments based on there restrooms, perhaps you should. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions, everyone knows that. Meaning not only are liable to make a poor decision with the opposite sex or otherwise, you also are compromising your sanitation. In many states fire code laws force bars, to have expensive, state of the art, fire protection systems. This logically is to keep us all safe. Then why is it perfectly ok to step in a puddle of piss when it's tome to break the seal?

New establishments have clean bathrooms as do most centrally located spots. The major offenders of bathroom disgust are the summer time hotspots. The scenic water beach type holes. The type of place that rakes in what most bars dream about in just a four month seasonal period. The place that hasn't renivated since the house phone was a new commodity yet attracks customers from every direction. The kicker, the main giggle is those same patrons, those thirsty humans who travel for miles to step in some strangers urine. They are you and I. The germophobes who spend the rubbing our hands to rinse away the filth.

Under my "Public Piss Hole Bill" these said establishment would be forced to clean up their act. Remove the urinal troughs, mop the floor and most importantly provide a safe clean place to relive one's self. We all do things we may regret while overly enjoying an adult beverage or two. Let's not make taking a leak one of them.

- Pal

Comments

Rob's Album of The Week: Langhorne Slim's The Way We Move

6/3/2012

Comments

 
Picture
Lately the whole music spectrum has been going through some sort of folk revival these past few years, acts like My Morning Jacket, The Low Anthem, Old Crow Medicine Show, Mumford & Sons, The Avett Brothers, Wilco and many others have been growing in popularity every day while sticking to timeless folk aesthetics that are very unique when you see most of the musicians that dominate the charts these days don't even bother to use a good old-fashioned six-string in their repertoire. One musician that definitely has what it takes to be the next big thing when it comes to kickass folk music is Langhorne Slim, who has a new album out this week titled The Way We Move, and boy is it a doozy.

Born Sean Scolnick on August 20, 1980 in Langhorne, Pennsylvania, Slim first got noticed through performing and touring with the New York City anti-folk group Trachtenburg Family Sideshow Players as well as an appearance at the fabled and famous Bonnaroo Music Festival in Manchester, Tennessee. In 2004, Slim signed to Brooklyn label Narnack Records and put out the album Electric Love Letter. The title track off of the album quickly became an underground hit making the Rolling Stone Editor's Top Ten Picks the week the album was released. Since then he has released three more albums, switched labels to another Brooklyn label called Kemado Records and rocked concert halls, festivals and everywhere else worldwide.

In an interview I did with Slim a few weeks ago, he feels that the new album is "14 of our best recorded songs so far. We're extremely excited and proud of this one, it's our best work we feel." Recorded at Old Soul Studios in Catskill, NY last year with his backing band known as "The Law" consisting of Jeff Ratner on bass, Malachi DeLorenzo on drums, and David Moore on the keys and banjo, The Way We Move can very well be Slim's best work yet with tracks that are guaranteed to rock your soul away in a very, very good way.

"The Way We Move" is a flat out unbelievable song, with Slim's raspy vocals and jumpin' guitar accented by DeLorenzo's steady beats on the drums and Moore's smooth skills on the keyboards all held together which the catchy chorus "You didn't know it, now you do, this is the way, we move". "Bad Luck" is a uplifting and triumphant track for anyone who's had a tough go in the game of life, instead of getting down in the dumps you make best of what you got and keep on truckin' because it'll get better. Moore's banjo playing on the track is completely stellar as well. "Fire" has an old school soul feel to it with Slim singing about falling in love with a girl and missing the way she was, definitely a track that the likes of Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye and James Brown would appreciate. "Great Divide" describes how humanity is lost in its own confusion and panicking for answers when they should just chill out and relax, it also is so rhythmic that you'll be cuttin' a rug in no time. 

"Found My Heart" is a song about heartbreak and getting over the love that was lost, featuring a great banjo solo from Moore as well as being an overall kickass song. "Two Crooked Hearts" examines the equation of two fools falling in love never really equal to anything but a waste of time, which leaves both people just getting sick of each other. "Coffee Cups" isn't actually about coffee at all, but instead its about staying up all night drinking wine out of coffee cups, feeling like stranger in your own town after being out on the road, missing your loved ones along with getting back on track while asking your sweetheart to hold your hand through the ordeals. Overall, The Way We Move is a fantastic piece of music that will definitely make you an instant Langhorne Slim after hearing that first strum, beat and lyric after you press play.

Currently Langhorne Slim is touring the United States where he'll be playing The Bluebird Theater in Denver, CO on June 6th on his next stop and his last date of the tour is on August 17th at The Headliners Music Hall in Louisville, KY. For us New Englanders, Slim already played an amazing show (trust me, I was there) at The Middle East in Cambridge, MA on May 25th but if you don't mind venturing down I-95 he's playing The Bowery Ballroom in New York City on June 14th. Until you get to see Langhorne Slim in your neck of the woods, grab a copy of The Way We Move. It's an ideal album for music lovers anywhere and everywhere, far and wide, east side to west side, north side to south side.
Comments
Forward>>

    WBOB
    Original
    ​Reads

    Picture

    Unbiased, Unfiltered. WBOB's Original Reads feature our brightest and boldest personalities, offering their two-cents on the goings on of news, sports, politics, entertainment, and business. -- Are our opinions always PC? Nope. Are they always perfect? Nah. But, are they always 100% authentic? Absolutely!


    LISTEN
    ​TO WBOB ORIGINAL PODCASTS

    Picture
    Listen to
    ​Past BOBCasts

    WBOB 
    Best Reads
    Brought To You By
    TripAdvisor.com

    Picture

    Celebrating David Clyde: A Wild Passionate Friend To All


    Picture

    Search 
    The Archives


    Reads From Our Friends

    Picture

    The Best Game Development Tools: How to Make Your Own Game


    Contact Us
    [email protected]


    Archives

    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014
    July 2014
    June 2014
    May 2014
    April 2014
    March 2014
    February 2014
    January 2014
    December 2013
    November 2013
    October 2013
    September 2013
    August 2013
    July 2013
    June 2013
    May 2013
    April 2013
    March 2013
    February 2013
    January 2013
    December 2012
    November 2012
    October 2012
    September 2012
    August 2012
    July 2012
    June 2012
    May 2012
    April 2012
    March 2012
    February 2012

Search For Your Favorite WBOB Author,
​or BobCast

990WBOB 
An Independent Media Outlet.

The views opinions and thoughts expressed do not  reflect those of 990WBOB, its management or its staff. All Rights Reserved 990WBOB.com 2007-2020
​
Contact WBOB HERE
Photo from nzhamstar
  • WBOB Radio
  • Crush Cancer
  • Past Casts
  • Weather
  • Contact
  • About
    • WBOB Press Releases
    • Join Our Team!
    • CHARITY GALA