Combover Cowboy's Priorities Misaligned With America's Needs

Adam Cole

​Trump! I need a few seconds to prepare my proper short opinion, so I'll just complete this opening line by mentioning something cool like big, colorful moths that make you wonder if it's a butterfly. 

Now that we've had a fresh start to free us from the sudden shock of the all-consuming media virus named Trump, Let's all confirm, together, for a moment to remember that Trump has earned the title of "Reality TV Star." He's earned the Vegas Success trophy, as well as the Vegas Bankruptcy Medal of Dishonor. 

Trump is a true picture of America. A supreme success story... aside from the seed money and friendly connections that his father left for him, he's actually a quite impressive veteran of the exclusive, elusive Americlub, who at birth, get some of that hard-earned American cash and some training on what to do with it.

We can confirm all that, right?

Okay. 

I don't trust him. How could anyone? I like him -- and I'm not alone. How could anyone blame or hate him? Sorry if life's lottery didn't lucky-strike you like it did to the Don, but he has presented a specific three-pointed argument... It's about the federal government's ability to do three things:

1. Deport about 11 million Illegal Migrants, building a huge southern wall.
2. Rewrite the laws of EVERY State (use your imagination ) to enforce the old laws that they've all had on the books for years.
3. Build a Great Wall of America. 

The big mainstream mouths on all those huge cable channels are picking at him like a new fish in a tank about how ridiculous his ideas are, but upon examination:

1. It is easily possible for the present government to find and deport roughly 11 million people. It's happened in past times of lower population. We (The U.S.) have even interred members of another race, at huge numbers, based on intelligence and shotgun law. By today's standards, ability of data ,tech and infrastructure, It's easy to deploy a serious agency that could Flag and deport 12 million in under 1 year. Of course it could be done. 
2. Getting the populace majority states to change their laws doesn't carry an heir of impossibility at all. It apparently, has been a remarkable simple challenge for the current scapegoat Oligarchy. Obama alone, in less than 8 years, has rewritten Federal Law in ways you're not even aware of. It can be done. 
3. Building a truly effective Great Wall along the southern border is more than possible. There are longer, well-reinforced, impenetrable borders surrounding many, large areas of desert, forest and mountains that are occupied by your federal government. It's a small project in comparison. Think of what you've been through in the land of freedom. 

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You might be making the common blunder of failing to realize the difference between governments abilities and its priorities. 

If you think I'm advocating for Trump, think again. The thought of having a combover cowboy as the loose cannon dictator of the U.S. is actually quite creepy. Don't worry. He's not going to win, I think....