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Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich: The Worst Quotes From Both Awful Candidates

9/22/2016

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We are less than six weeks from the 2016 Presidential Election, and this election cycle has certainly been more interesting than any in recent memory. Now, the two contenders, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton (or as South Park puts it - "The Giant Douche," and Turd Sandwich" respectively) are headed toward their first debate, which will take place on Monday, September 26. It's clear that each candidate will have plenty to say, so first let's take a look at some of the more ridiculous things that each has already said.

​Check Out The Worst Quotes From Both Awful Candidates Below!
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Holy Sacrilege, Batman!


​"I'm not sure I have ever asked God's forgiveness. I don't bring God into that picture... When I go to church and when I drink my little wine and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of forgiveness. I do that as often as I can because I feel cleansed."
- Donald Trump on religion

If You Can't Say Something Nice...


​"Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them."
- Hillary Clinton on her husband's extra-marital affairs
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Incest, For The Win!


​“I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, 
perhaps I'd be dating her
.” - Donald Trump on his DAUGHTER!

You'll Thank Me When You're Grown Up


​"We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton on the role of government
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That Internet Thingy


​“We’re losing a lot of people because of the Internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people who really understand what’s happening and maybe, in some ways, closing that Internet up in some ways."
- Donald Trump on technology

Get A Haircut, Get A Real Job


​"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle."
- Hillary Clinton on media coverage
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Just Making Stuff Up


​"(Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there's something on that, maybe religion, maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want that."
 - Donald Trump, on Obama's citizenship

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