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psychic claims woman carrying tsunami debris baby will give birth to anti-christ

10/23/2012

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Gloria Flakeskill, a Florida psychic, after listening to and reading accounts of the Tsunami Debris pregnancy here at the Haunted Cabaret on 990WBOB, has reached a startling conclusion:

"The baby will be the Anti-Christ," she said, "As foretold in the Necronomicon."

Told that the birth of the Anti-Christ is generally held to be foretold in the Bible's Book of Revelation and not in fantasy writer H.P. Lovecraft's fictional book, Ms. Flakeskill said "It's there. You just got to know where to look for it."

When it was pointed out that, in addition, the Biblical Son of the Devil is prophesied to come from the Middle East, she said, "Nope, it's Japan. They bombed Pearl Harbor and started the war, and them sneaky so-and-so's  is still messin' with us."

A Japanese official, asked about Ms. Flakeskill's extraordinary claim, said " You paid us back big time at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Plus we sent you all those Godzilla movies. Can't we call it even?"
Ms. Flakeskill insists her psychic information is on the level and bad times lie ahead.

Skeptics, however, say her claims are just a studio-funded cheap publicity stunt for an upcoming Big-Screen  monster epic: "Mothra vs Lucifer and Cthulhu: Three-Way Dance."
Here at the Haunted Cabaret, we just keep an open mind.

Stay Tuned...

George Goner
The Haunted Cabaret

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