Send 'Em Over!

By Pal

Who is the bigger idiot? One of the most ruthless dictators on the planet who befriends a drug-addict psychopath, or a fruity former basketball star, who will do anything to make a headline; including defending one of the world's biggest nemeses? 

Yesterday, Dennis Rodman announced to the world in an aura of defiance that he was going to take former NBAers over to North Korea to play basketball. Although I think most Americans with anything between their ears realizes Rodman
shouldn't negotiate between ketchup and mustard, I think this is best idea yet.

In fact why stop at NBA stars? How about a few murderous football stars? Or even the Biogenisis gang? I would even send Urban Meyer and Lance Armstrong along. Hell, take our whole bag of scum. Have a blast! Play! 

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The fewer self-entitled, under-educated, manipulative superstars we have in this country, the better. Hell, maybe Casey Anthony could head the cheerleading  squad!
 
USA Today reports: the squad could include former pros such as Karl Malone and Scottie Pippen. The paper adds:

'"I'm not a joke,' Rodman said at a press conference, while sitting in front of a bust of his own head and next to the owner of an Irish bookmaking site. 'Take me 
seriously.'

'Rodman's handlers boasted that he was the first foreigner to hold Kim Jong-un's new baby, who he says is named Ju-ae. Rodman has described Kim as 'a good dad [who] has a beautiful family.'

'The basketball Hall of Famer told reporters at the Monday morning news conference that he also plans to interview Kim, who was recently accused by a South Korean newspaper of sending his ex-girlfriend to her execution. It would be Kim's first televised interview, Rodman said.'